World Class Seinfeld

I had the chutzpah to claim in a post that I am world class in Seinfeld trivia.  If you’ve met me in person you would agree with this assessment because it only take 5 minutes of conversation for me to make Seinfeld anecdote.  I can’t help myself. There are so many relatable moments. The “show about nothing” is really about everything.


Seinfeld The ContestIf you think you can match wits with me.  Here is a list of all the questions I have concocted.  Please note, I don’t take notes while watching the show.  All of these questions were created from memory.  As with The Contest on who is Master of Your Domain, you are on the honor system that you won’t just google the answer.

What neighborhood did the lopper (a.k.a Son of Dad) terrorize?  February 15, 2017

Who offers friends of Kramer a 30% discount on eyeglass frames?  February 2, 2017

What are 3 soups ordered at the Soup Nazi’s stand?  January 26, 2017

Where was marathoner Jean Paul jean Paul from?  January 18, 2017

What’s George’s middle name? January 12, 2017

What brand of birth control does Elaine use?  January 4, 2017

Who is Ping’s cousin? They call her the terminator. Hasta la vista, BABY!  December 15, 2016

Susan is to a soft boiled egg as George is to what?  December 7, 2016

What does Ceausescu dictate he wants first thing in the morning?  December 1, 2016

How much is the Nice Face Discount worth for armoires sold on the sidewalk?  November 23, 2016

How does Jerry like his pork chops cut?  November 3, 2016

What position did George fill with the Yankees?  October 26, 2016

Where does Lloyd Braun get his gum?  October 19, 2016

What did George speculate was the human deformity resulting from the Tractor Story?  October 12, 2016

What house warming gift did the gang buy the Joe Mayo?  October 5, 2016

What was the missing piece to Dr. Tim Whatley’s (DDS) total joke immunity following his conversion to Judaism?  September 28, 2016

According to Jerry, why are fish so thin?  September 21, 2016

Who previously delivered Newman’s mail route?  September 14, 2016

Who charged George a $2 fee for not rewinding the rented copy of Rochelle Rochelle?  September 7, 2016

What height was the tallest woman Jerry has slept with? (allegedly)  August 31, 2016

What was Babu Bhatt’s original restaurant named?  August 24, 2016

What bar mitzvah gift did Elaine buy for Mr. Lippman’s son? August 17, 2016

Who is Uncle Leo’s son? August 10, 2016

Who did Elaine date that coincidentally shared the same name of the serial killer?  August 3, 2016

Who is the 4 person team at NBC that green lit the pilot show Jerry?  July 27, 2016

What’s Jerry’s “usual” order at the coffee shop?  July 20, 2016

What vintage clothing store does Kramer buy cruise wear from?  July 13, 2016

How old was Kramer when he started the café latte trend?  July 6, 2016

What fine product did the Bubble Boy’s father drive a delivery truck for?  June 29, 2016

What Chinese restaurant did Elaine accidentally get her communist boyfriend blacklisted from?  June 22, 2016

Who are 3 people Kramer talks to from his shower phone?  June 15, 2016

What were George’s fictional horses in the Hamptons named?  June 9, 2016

What line from Star Trek inspired the Susan Ross Foundation?  June 1, 2016

What fancy shoes does Elaine wear to make other women jealous?  May 26, 2016

What state are the Mackinaw peaches grown in?  May 18, 2016

What’s the name of the beltless raincoat?  May 11, 2016

Who was the girl in the blue sweatpants from across the street that Jerry had a crush on? May 4, 2016

What straight-to-video movie inspired Kramer to write a living will, with Elaine as his executor?  April 27, 2016

What size of suit does Kenny Bania wear? (after he started working out)  April 20, 2016

What character faked having cancer so Jerry would buy him a membership to the Hair Club for Men? (The character not the actor)  April 13, 2016

What prize did Frank Constanza offer in the computer sell off between George and Lloyd Braun?  April 6, 2016

What is Miss Rhode Island’s talent?  March 30, 2016

Where does Jerry’s Nana do her banking? March 23, 2016

What is a more appropriate response than God Bless You when someone sneezes? March 16, 2016

What imitation of GI Joe doll did Jerry have as a child?  March 9, 2016

Who used a dating loophole (twice) to take out Elaine w/o asking her out?  March 2, 2016

Who does Jerry identify himself as when answering the phone for Vandaley Industries? February 24, 2016

What straight-to-video movie inspired Kramer to write a living will, with Elaine as his executor?  February 18, 2016

What brand of women’s glasses did George buy after he lost his last pair at the gym?  February 10, 2016

What product did Dr. Tim Whatley regift from Elaine to Jerry on his way to a Super Bowl sex romp?  February 3, 2016

What tennis racquet do both Newman and Mr. Pitt use? (The latter needs it to beat Ethyl Kennedy) January 27, 2016

What Arkansas company did the Yankees trade George to?  January 20, 2016

Where is the nexus of the Seinfeld Universe?  January 14, 2016

What is the opposite of Tuna on Toast for George?  January 6, 2016

What does Kramer keep in his work briefcase?  December 30, 2015

Why did Mr. Krueger attend Festivus dinner with the Costanzas?  December 23, 2015

What’s the “move” that Puddy stole from Jerry?  December 16, 2015

What bookstore does Uncle Leo shoplift from?  December 9, 2015

Where does Jake Jarmel buy his glass frames?  November 25, 2015

Who was the great hand model before George?  November 18, 2015

Who actually spit the Magic Loogie and why?  November 11, 2015

According to George, when has sex occurred?  November 4, 2015

What led to the downfall of Billy Mumphry, the cock-eyed optimist?  October 28, 2015

Who did Susan’s father have a love affair with at his cherished cabin?  October 21, 2015

Who gave Jerry the Rangers playoff tickets? October 14, 2015

What kind of car did John Voight drive? October 7, 2015

What was George’s bank password? September 30, 2015

Why did Raquel Welch beat up Kramer and Elaine?  September 23, 2015

What restaurant serves the best swordfish in the city?  September 16, 2015

What unisex name does George want to give his future child? September 9, 2015

What movie did Jerry film a bootleg copy of? September 2, 2015

What is the most sensual of the salted cured meats? August 26, 2015

Name of the monkey who curtailed his auto-erotic activity after he had a fight with Kramer? August 19, 2015

According to George, what are acceptable alternatives to bringing wine and cake to a dinner party?  August 12, 2015

Who is Jerry’s Summer George?  August 5, 2015

Where did Joltin’ Joe DiMaggio dunk his donuts at? July 30, 2015

How did Calvin Klein describe Kramer’s buttocks when Kramer auditioned as an underwear model? July 22, 2015

According to George, what is the most social room in the house? July 15, 2015

What alcohol is the combination to Elaine’s Vault? July 8, 2015

What law firm did Jerry stake out to get a date with a woman he met at a dinner party? July 1, 2015

What is the bizarro coffee shop? June 24, 2015

What is Kramer’s professional alias, used in two separate contexts? June 15, 2015



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